How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: I enjoy food. I eat when I'm hungry but I like trying different things.
What is your biggest flaw? A: no self-esteem
3 favorite authors A: Robert Bloch, C.S. Lewis, H.G. Wells
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: To die an old person.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: Adopted - can't get over it.
What is your favorite animal? A: My mom's dog: Tiny Describe it. A: Playful, little, fun.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: It could be years. Jump her?
A: Maybe never. Dump her?
A: It depends on the girl.
How old were you when you first kissed? A: I was in junior high. Had sex
A: Senior year of high school. Smoked Pot? A: Senior year of high school.
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: coke
When?
A: At parties and such.
Still? A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Married
Who worked?
A: Both Who cooked?
A: Both Who cleaned?
A: Both
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: Stuffed things: stuffed bellpeppers, tomatos, potatos, etc.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: Mousse, aftershave, deoderant, cologne - I have to 'cause I'm hispanic.
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: Try to run-over some kids who were bugging me. as a college student? A: Nothing as a working stiff?
A: I wore an afro wig to service calls at customer's sites. People stared but said nothing.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: I don't know. If I were, what would I be? A: I don't know.
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: Instantly hate him and go and join in the conversation and try to undermine him.
Do you think there is life after death? A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: I have been completely insane.
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: Dental technology
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: Where ever they are they are second class humans.
...all men have? A: Always must act as if they have the biggest penis.
...with our society? A: We have always been screwed-up, yet people long for the "good ole days"
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: We share the same kind of existance.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: my house.
The second?
A: coke
The last?
A: rehab, nah, probably more coke
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: My parents (adopted)
How do people describe you? A: Funny, likable, kind, considerate, a good friend, talented, musical.
How do you describe yourself? A: The same as above but add scared shitless and confused.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Which?
A: Men's Health
What are your favorite shoes? A: Doc Marten's
Additional Comments A: If nothing else, please e-mail just to say hi.