How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: I feel my food very carefully, mellons should be handled with a soft touch. Eat to live
What is your biggest flaw?
A: Middle name is pentium.
3 favorite authors A: William S burroghs, Neil Stevenson, Nigel Thompson
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: ABle to lift your self off the ground by farting.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: Not having applied sooner
What is your favorite animal? A: Mountain goat Describe it.
A: Large, and able to go up cliffs
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: Mentally or in the flesh? Jump her? A: Read above Dump her?
A: Into what?
How old were you when you first kissed? A: birth day 0. Had sex
A: at birth, and at 6105 days. With 4 different woman at once, Still working on it. Smoked Pot? A: 11.
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: shrooms
When?
A:
Still?
A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: both Who cooked?
A: BOTH Who cleaned?
A: BOTH
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: Food. Last time I cooked a person, it did not work.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: Nope. My hair stands, lays or blows as it.
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: Running inside NYC Subway tunnels, Chasing bears, Lighting farts, etc as a college student?
A: Climbed Bridges for photo shoots. as a working stiff? A: Scaled large building , cliffs, drove a car so fast it died.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be?
A: Calamise If I were, what would I be? A: Gauybano
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: Be happy he was gay. Or continue the conversation with sonics twin sister who is equally as beautiful.
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: I climb big walls for fun. Image sitting in the same set of clothes for r 4 days straight? 7 days?
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: Bucky Balls are interesting. Z particles might top it though.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: Hard to pee into a bottle while driving.
...all men have? A: Balls get splashed from taking a big dump.
...with our society? A: Bad Communication. Media driven bullshit
Which do you prefer:
A: Animals
Why?
A: Plants can't fetch the paper, or carry run(large dog on ski slopes.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: RootBeer Float
The second? A: Bagel with Lox
The last?
A: Airplane tickets for Two
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: Nolan Bushnell, Hourly workers in the fields
How do people describe you? A: weird, Insane, exciting, excentric, cirtnecxe, gniticxe, enasnI, driew
How do you describe yourself? A: Adventurous, Excentric, insane, exciteable.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Which?
A: climbing rags, Us news, WSJ, farting times.
What are your favorite shoes? A: None
Additional Comments
A: References Available upon Request.