Home Page: A: None Yet, as it is all still on my safe little hard disk
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: I Love food. See my login for details. Food is more than just another pasttime; food is Vital.
What is your biggest flaw? A: Depression, but positive feedback does wonders
3 favorite authors A: Frantz Kafka, H.S. Thompson, and myself
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: Not Being Lame. And doing stuff.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: Depression. See above.
What is your favorite animal? A: A Hairless Cat. Or Monkeys. Describe it. A: Hairless, or annoying.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: Well, I don't kiss most of them. But, say, one month, just to be a sport. Jump her? A: See above. Dump her?
A: I don't dump, I *abscond*.
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 14 Had sex
A: 15 Smoked Pot?
A: 14
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: What was the question?
When? A: Er, what?
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Neither
Who worked?
A: NA Who cooked?
A: NA Who cleaned?
A: NA, already.
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: Cheap Pasta
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: Gel, Hairspray, Mousse, Cologne, deoderant, contitioner, zitcream.
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: sniffed glue. as a college student? A: quit school as a working stiff? A: gimme time.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: fruit. If I were, what would I be? A: fruit
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: not much, unless the conversationlooked interesting
Do you think there is life after death? A: No
On other planets?
A: No
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: You'll have to find out for yourself.
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: Extropians
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: obsession with gender
...all men have? A: obsession with gender
...with our society? A: obsession with getting each other's ways
Which do you prefer: A: Plants
Why?
A: They don't move
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: Clothes
The second?
A: Stock.
The last?
A: More Clothes.
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: Me.
How do people describe you? A: Obsessive, Depressive, Odd.
How do you describe yourself? A: I try not to.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
What are your favorite shoes? A: Brown Bootlike things from NaNa.
Additional Comments A: There are more Magazines, but the field wouldn't take more.
I'm the one in orange pants.
Nice HTML. So, will you hold this against me?
-j