Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous? A: link it, maybe I'll get flamed.
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: Hungry. Because I have to. Tho I did quit for 2 days this week. Regular meals are a decadent luxury many in this world do not enjoy.
What is your biggest flaw? A: a controlling nature
3 favorite authors A: Watterson, Asimov, Bukowski
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: Total and complete lack of boredom, many people who love you, and a beautiful corpse.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: Forgetting to cry out at the proper moment.
What is your favorite animal? A: a stuffed tiger Describe it.
A: cute and furry with fangs.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: long enough to get close enough Jump her? A: as soon as the kissing leads to sweaty groping Dump her? A: at least 15 minutes
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 5 Had sex
A: 14 Smoked Pot?
A: 14
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: I said "yes"
When?
A: Just now.
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Married
Who worked?
A: me more than she Who cooked?
A: both Who cleaned?
A: both
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: pasta, stir fry, soups, beans, most anything veggie
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: yesyesyesyesyesyesyesyesyes currently only #5
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: Camped out all night to get Led Zep tix, got obstructe view seats, then got grounded for being caught with a joint and missing the concert. as a college student? A: quit school to pursue a life of debauchery (only lasted one semester) as a working stiff? A: went to work tripping (a leftover from the night before - I didn't know it was a 4way hit...)
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: I prefer the term queer If I were, what would I be? A: queer too I would hope
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: eavesdrop
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: an extensive history of psychopharmalogical experimentation
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: the transistor
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: men
...all men have?
A: women
...with our society? A: too many uncool people
Which do you prefer: A: Plants
Why?
A: they're good to eat
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: a cool space for an artist collective
The second? A: pay off my friends debts
The last? A: a huge party
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: me
How do people describe you? A: a technoweenie, a nice guy, a chameleon, a real pain.
How do you describe yourself? A: guilty on all counts
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Additional Comments A: "Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity." - some guy on the burnigman mail list.