How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: I feel I have a good relationship with food. I love to eat, yet need
very little nutrition to function. No matter how much I eat, I never gain weight, and yet if I eat very little I don't lose weight, either. Food like me, and I like it.
What is your biggest flaw? A: My inability to concentrate on my DAMN RESEARCH!
3 favorite authors A: V. Nabakov, G.G.Marquez, and Seutonius.
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: More happiness than sadness, and an amusing death.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: I fell in love with someone who didn't deserve it.
What is your favorite animal? A: My mom's cat (how banal). Describe it. A: It's a silver Maine Coon Cat. She's awful sweet, but farts if fed the wrong cat-food.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: About a week. Jump her?
A: Hmmn.. I usually _intend_ to wait a few weeks, but we usually end up in bed very quickly. Dump her? A: I've never dumped anyone.
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 16 Had sex
A: 18 Smoked Pot?
A: 18
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: Alchohol, caffeine and a few others.
When? A: When I'm not busy with the rest of my life.
Still? A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Neither
Who worked?
A: Who cooked?
A: Who cleaned?
A:
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: I cook excellent indian and korean food. My cilarntro pesto is unparalleled.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: All but aftershave. Mind you, most of them were used when i dressed up in drag for a party.
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: Smoked corn-silk, 'cause a friend and I read about it in the "Soup & Rob" books. as a college student? A: Dated a woman who was later arrested for armed robbery and assault with a deadly weapon. as a working stiff? A: I have never left the hallowed halls of academia; 20 years in the ivory tower and going STRONG!
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: Orange. If I were, what would I be? A: Celery or possibly a grape; I'd have to smell you to know.
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: Be jealous, buy her a gift and try to determine if she loves me.
Do you think there is life after death? A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: I have had a fair number of friends who are insane (paranoid schitzophrenic and manic-depressive). Them wacky artists..
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: The atmoic bomb. Hey -- I'm not a big FAN of it, but it's been pretty damn important.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: I have never met a woman who is entriely at peace with her own body. A woman I dated claimed she had "fat ankles." Huh?
...all men have? A: TV sports. What's the attraction in watching OTHER people play games? I am dumbfounded.
...with our society? A: Not enough nudity.
Which do you prefer: A: Plants
Why?
A: Plants are much prettier. And don't pee on you.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: Some new shoes. These ones are killing me.
The second? A: I suppose, some new socks.
The last? A: A hat?
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: My best friend from highschool, John.
How do people describe you? A: That guy with the weird hair.
How do you describe yourself? A: Riot nrrrrd!
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Which?
A: NY Times
What are your favorite shoes? A: My hiking boots; gore-tex & thinsulate 4-season boots. Mmmm!