How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: It sustains me. For enjoyment.
What is your biggest flaw? A: I don't keep my house as clean as I should/
3 favorite authors A: Robert Heinkein, Stephen W. Hawkins, James Underwood
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: To thine own self be true.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: I'm sometimes paranoid!
What is your favorite animal? A: Cat. Describe it.
A: Black male persian (akc) named Spooky.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: Usually the first date Jump her? A: Usually the first date Dump her? A: 6 months to two years if she gets demanding
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 14 Had sex
A: 18 Smoked Pot?
A: 15
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: Beer, valium, zanex, vicadon
When? A: ocassionally
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: Me Who cooked?
A: Both of us Who cleaned?
A: Both of us
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: Speggatti, seafood, steaks, salads
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: mousse, cologne, deodarant, aftershave
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: got drunk with a 14 year girl and almost fucked her. as a college student? A: got drunk with an senior when i was a freshman and fucked her as a working stiff? A: spent a lot of money on this computer
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: cherry If I were, what would I be? A: cherry
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: Let her be and give her some space. Go chat with a very beautiful woman quite animatedly.
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: No
Why?
A: I don't think that I've ever been near to being insane.
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: Landing man on the moon.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: abortion rights
...all men have? A: abortion rights
...with our society? A: balancing the budget
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: less maintenance. You can go away for awhile and plants can take care of themselves.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: A house.
The second?
A: Furniture for the house
The last? A: A DodgeRam Diesel pickup
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: My cat. He's a very profound thinker.
How do people describe you? A: I don't know . . . probably that S.O.B. who got my project.
How do you describe yourself? A: A nice person who tries to help others.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes? A: Tennis shoes (from Payless)$19.99
Additional Comments A: A little inaccuracy saves a world of explanation.