How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: Food is necessary. Food is good. I eat to live.
What is your biggest flaw? A: I'm a lazy slob.
3 favorite authors A: Raymond Chandler, Douglas Adams, J. R. R. Tolkien
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: Not evoking hate in other people.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: Probably filling this in
What is your favorite animal? A: Dogs Describe it.
A: four legs, a tail, friendly, lick their own genitals.
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: A few days, maybe Jump her?
A: a few days, maybe Dump her?
A: a few days, maybe
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 6 Had sex
A: 19 Smoked Pot?
A: 20
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: coffee, alchohol, once long ago many other things
When? A: often
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Married
Who worked?
A: both Who cooked?
A: both Who cleaned?
A: both
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: Pies, barbeque, anything I have a receipe for.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: Drugs as a college student?
A: Drugs as a working stiff?
A: Take a job in a city I hated
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: Kiwi Fruit If I were, what would I be? A: delicous
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: nothing, well maybe watch
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: No
Why?
A:
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: Yes
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: Space flight
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: expect too much from men
...all men have? A: expect too much from women
...with our society? A: We think everyone wants what we want.
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: Animals have personalities
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: Woodworking tools
The second? A: Wood
The last?
A: Beer
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: My family
How do people describe you? A: laidback
How do you describe yourself? A: laidback
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Which?
A: local paper, Organic Gardening, Road and Track, Playboy, Woodsmith, American Woodworker, Fine woodworking.
What are your favorite shoes? A: sandals
Additional Comments A: I don't need a date I just thought it would be fun to fill this in. In fact I'm married.