What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: something vague and unknown
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: sex/love
What is your favorite animal? A: horsies Describe it.
A: strong,sensual,free (now you know how I feel about sex)
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: depends on the girl, some never Jump her? A: try to do that before the kiss Dump her? A: try to do that after the kiss
How old were you when you first kissed? A: kissed what? Had sex
A: 14 Smoked Pot?
A: 11
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: need you pry into my personal life darling?
When? A: I would with you
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: me, sugar daddy Who cooked?
A: no one Who cleaned?
A: no one
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: kraft mac & cheese, ham. helper
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: all of the above
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: I don't remember as a college student? A: paid tuition as a working stiff? A: put up with it
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: I am a fruit If I were, what would I be? A: I'm hoping you'll swing to fruitdom
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: bust his head open, the dick shouldn't move in on my gal
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: Is it really hard to figure out?
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: I really don't know or have an opinion
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: their gender classification
...all men have? A: same as above
...with our society? A: same as above
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: because animals always live in my house, and plants die
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: a happy meal at McDonalds
The second? A: a good accountant
The last? A: a limo
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: my mommy
How do people describe you? A: tough, faggy dyke, funny, the list goes on
How do you describe yourself? A: I really tend to leave that up to others-they seem to have their own conclusions
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: No
Which?
A:
What are your favorite shoes? A: on me or someone else?