How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A:
Food is simply nourishment with which we sustian our bodies. I eat to live, but sometimes, I live to eat
What is your biggest flaw?
A: my self
3 favorite authors A: Twain, Robert Olen Butler and Shakespeare for the sonnets
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: friendship, love, happiness
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: my self
What is your favorite animal? A: My dog, Digby, who was recently stolen Describe it. A: wolf-shepherd-malmute-chow. Too friendly
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: The last one was about 2-3 weeks Jump her? A: six months Dump her?
A: We dumped each other b\c she moved away, but I still love her. We dated solidly for three years and some change
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 13 Had sex
A: 15 Smoked Pot?
A: 14
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: pot
When?
A: when I feel like it
Still? A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: both Who cooked?
A: both Who cleaned?
A: both
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: any crawfish dish. Shrimp, any seafood for that matter. Anything for that matter. I apprentice chefed for 2 years
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: deo
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: spread shit all over the interior of a church. I was realy stupid as a college student? A: did coke. it ruined my life as a working stiff? A: stole from employer
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: kiwi If I were, what would I be? A: another kiwi
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: kill them...no I would probably feel jealous or worried until later when I could tell her how I felt. She would laugh and tell me she was
jealous when she saw me talking to you
Do you think there is life after death? A: Yes
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: I worked at a mental hospital for three years. And I'm crazy
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: No
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A:
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: pms
...all men have?
A: sex on the brain
...with our society? A: Our form of Government don't work
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: Digby taught me about love
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: food
The second?
A: car
The last?
A: land
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: Digby and Catherine
How do people describe you? A: Asshole. NO shit
How do you describe yourself? A: Surface Asshole good friend comes later
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes