How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: I eat food to survive. I'd rather eat you.
What is your biggest flaw? A: sometimes I can't get my hair to do its flip thing correctly.
3 favorite authors A: William Shatner, David Mamet, Henry Miller
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: I'm me, what else could I need in life? except you of course...
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: I'm so great, no fuck ups
What is your favorite animal? A: ME baby, ME! Describe it.
A: big thick hard and tasty
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: They usually kiss me right away... Jump her? A: Again, they jump me, Im just an innocent bystander Dump her? A: when it's time it's time. Usually after we have sex, not before
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 11 Had sex
A: 14 Smoked Pot?
A: 12
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: what I feel like
When?
A: when I feel like
Still?
A: Yes
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: she worked for me if ya know what I mean. Who cooked? A: fuck yah she better fuckin cook Who cleaned? A: dumped the dirty bitch
Do you know how to cook? A: No
Do you like to cook?
A: No
What are the things you cook best? A: I'd cook you up and eat _you_ sugar.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: all of the above, exept zit cream... I have perfect skin.
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: when lit my sister on fire as a college student? A: why would I want to go to college? as a working stiff? A: Im stiff for you babe... heh heh
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: banana If I were, what would I be? A: melons... two melons and a kumquat
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: beat his ass
Do you think there is life after death? A: No
On other planets?
A: No
Are you psychic?
A: No
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: No
Why?
A: only freaks are insane. Im cool. Im not a freak.
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: Yes
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: duel exhaust
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: they dont shut up, ever
...all men have? A: they aren't me...!
...with our society? A: too many dudes, not enough bitches.
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: you cant fuck a plant.
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: I'd get my dick enlarged, you know with that plastic surgery stud operation
The second? A: car
The last?
A: buy you some dinner or something I guess.
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: evil kenevil
How do people describe you? A: big thick hard and tasty
How do you describe yourself? A: big thick hard and tasty,
and ready for you.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Which?
A: Rifle mags and car mags
What are your favorite shoes? A: pigskin cowboy boots, red.
Additional Comments A: I think you would love me... if you only give me a try, you look like a hot babe and I'd like to get you alone... just for a minute or two... or whatever. could you stuff your bra a little though?
cool.
so when can we go out?