Would you prefer your email be linked, unlinked, or anonymous? A: thelonius
How do you FEEL about food? Why do you eat? A: I enjoy good food, and eating is a necessity.
What is your biggest flaw? A: my masturbation:actual sex ratio
3 favorite authors A: Too many favorites. Bukowsi.Heinlein.Shel Silverstein. ya' know, all the classics.
What are the hallmarks of success in life? A: Pride. And owning your own hot tub and inground pool.
What is your biggest mental fuck-up? A: Too personal (ouch!) mebbe that whole Waco thing.
What is your favorite animal? A: wild-squirrels. domestic-cats Describe it. A: tree rats and lap leopards
How long do you usually know a girl before you kiss her? A: 2 minutes Jump her?
A: 2 dates Dump her?
A: 2 months
How old were you when you first kissed? A: 2 yrs. Had sex
A: 12 yrs.(precocious, aren't I) Smoked Pot? A: You mean doobs? skunkbud? Amsterdummy? Never, except once.
Do you use recreational drugs? A: Yes
What?
A: all the bad stuff.cracky coke,ice,MDMA,heroin,hash,weed,valium, you bring it, I'll smoke it, babe.
When? A: only when force fed.
Still? A: No
Have you ever been married/lived with someone? A: Cohabitated
Who worked?
A: me Who cooked?
A: me Who cleaned?
A: me
Do you know how to cook? A: Yes
Do you like to cook? A: Yes
What are the things you cook best? A: carpaccio, sushi, clams-on-the-1/2shell, and gumbo.
Have you ever used any of the following (which?): gel hairspray mousse cologne deoderant conditioner zitcream aftershave A: ya spelled deoderant wrong dammit. I refuse to answer now. But i smell good anyway.
What was the most crazy thing you ever did as an adolescent? A: aside from the wild parties and unsafe sex and fast driving? would have to be inhaling nitrous and then shooting out street lights. as a college student? A: i was a dweeb. as a working stiff? A: i'm still a dweeb.
If you were a fruit or a vegetable, what would you be? A: a watermelon. or maybe a peach.something runny and sweet. If I were, what would I be? A: sonny von bulow
If you were at a party, and across the room you saw a very handsome man and your girlfriend chatting quite animatedly, what would you do? A: I would run out into the street and start singin' "Papas got a Brand New Bag!"
Do you think there is life after death? A: No
On other planets?
A: Yes
Are you psychic?
A: Yes
Do you think you have any sort of understanding of what it would be like to completely insane? A: Yes
Why?
A: let's just say you wouldn't understand.
Were you ever in the armed forces? A: No
Did you ever kiss a girl who had big, hairsprayed bangs? A: Yes
What was the most important scientific achievement in the last 50 years? A: If not the Atom Bomb, then Computers.If not computers, then probably Zima or Wheat Thins.
What is the biggest problem...
...all women have? A: they all want plastic surgery.
...all men have? A: they all want perfect women.
...with our society? A: Hey, caring about people went out with the 60's, so let's just drop it.
Which do you prefer: A: Animals
Why?
A: less symbiotic/more dependant (see 1989.Miller Beer (C) Tastes Great/Less Filling.)
If you won $1 million, what would be the very first thing you would buy? A: A bottle of Tecate
The second? A: a plane ticket
The last?
A: the farm
Who has been the greatest influence in your life? A: F. Lee Buckley
How do people describe you? A: Carnivorous. Splendipity. Deciduous. Romantic. Spicy.
How do you describe yourself? A: Horny. Most of the time. And honest.
Do you subscribe to any magazines/newspapers? A: Yes
Which?
A: Cosmo. Playboy. Consumer Reports
What are your favorite shoes? A: anythings I can dance in.
Additional Comments A: womp-bomp-a-lu-bomp-a-womp-bam-boom-Gotta girl named Ann, she's always eatin' spam--